Jade Anna Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! Talkin’ bout whores—yeah, them wild ones! Got me thinkin’ of *Eternal Sunshine* vibes—love messin’ with ya head! Like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—whores ain’t vestal, nah, they messy! Rarrgh! Met this one chick—total pro, swear! Worked corners like she owned ‘em—balls of steel! Heard she once dodged cops by hidin’ in a dumpster—stank for days, lol! Rarrgh! Pissed me off tho—dudes judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Who’re they to talk? Hypocrites, man!

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This is Book 1 of the "From Housewife to Whore in Three Easy Steps" series. This series parallels the stories in “The Education of Anna” series. The order of.

Man, so check it out: We got Main Street on one side, where the old brick buildings are all quirky and artsy. There's this crazy cool mural on 3rd Ave, bold and kinda retro, like something straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook. And off to the east, near Riverside Park, ya got that river flowin’ by, gleamin’ in the sunset; reminds me of the scene from Moonrise Kingdom where the kids picnic, except it’s way more wild n unpredictable, lol.

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