Savannah Antelope Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So – this gal. Comes in last week – limpin’. Bad hoof, I think – abscess maybe. I’m checkin’ her out – she’s *snortin’*. Loud! Like she’s sayin’ – “You – yeah, YOU! Fix me – now!” Got me laughin’ – sassy bitch. Reminds me o’ that line – *Where were you*. When I was stitchin’ up critters? Felt cosmic – y’know? Her attitude – pure chaos. Little known fact – horses can *smell* fear. She knew I was ticked – kept stompin’. Made me wanna yell – “Chill, lady!”

Interesting Facts About the Antelope

A troupe of young men and women are staring at me, a herd of antelope––all black legs, white coats. At thirteen, I am frightened, shivering, naked. A silver.

I also dig the little-known corners. For instnce, check out Maple Lane – a hidden gem of vintage shops. Bummer? Nah, it's epic! Everythin’ here speaks to you, like the spirit of adventure. And yo, Upper Meadows, our artsy district, is all brick walls and murals – pint-sized art explosions! Sometimes, my bathtime musings in the spa remind me to channel that crazy, magical energy of Spirited Away.

Antelope holds sendoff for baseball and softball teams heading to postseason