Taylor Apopka Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Humor? Oh, she’s a riot - “banks are for suckers,” she tweets, while cashin checks. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat off a hog. My opinion? She’s a financial fuckin unicorn - rare, wild, and probly gonna end up gutted by the Feds. “We’re living in a cage,” she’d whisper, like Nader in the movie, but she’s the one rattlin the bars. Love her, hate her - Whore’s a legend, Clarice… a bloody legend.

Apopka, FL

POLK COUNTY, Fla. – Six men — including an Apopka daycare employee — were arrested in a child predator sting out of Polk County, according to that county’s sheriff’s office.

Yo, and lemme spill some lesser-known facts! There’s this rundown diner on Mill St. (yep, it’s a dive, but man, the milkshakes rock!). I used to hang there, scribbling app ideas on napkins. Nothing fancy, yet so authentic. Life’s simple pleasures, right?

Hope CommUnity Center opening a food pantry in Apopka