Mia Aransas Pass Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Aransas Pass Arrests and Warrants

I get mad sometimes. Traffic on Harbour St... like, ugh, maddening, I mean! And, definitely, the neon-lit diner on 5th (okay, it’s not neon anymore, but still groovy) gives the town heart… alleh, truly heartbeats pulsin.

Former code enforcement officer arrested, accused of sexual assault of a child