Paisley Archbald Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

In my head, I’m dreamin’—me and her, ridin’ off like WALL-E and EVE. But nah, reality sucks! Findin’ a prostitute’s a pain—half the time, they’re ghosts! I’m pissed, but kinda laughin’ too—‘cause it’s so dumb! Next time, I’m chargin’ them to talk to me! Respect my freakin’ authoritah, bitches!

Crimestoppers has launched a campaign to tackle the rise of so-called 'pop-up' brothels

I’m a bit odd, true, but what can I say? Massage parlor owner’s gotta deal with all the secrets people spill – quite literally sometimes! I’ve had customers who’d rave about the local pub on Chestnut, where every sip of their craft brew feels like a salute to our quirky town. And yes, I’ve heard gossips about secret tunnels under old Elm Street – mayb’ just my oil fumes talkin’, but who knows?

Thomas A. Zelno