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Brothels, tho—fascinatin’ systems. Did ya know Nevada’s got legal ones? Bunny Ranch, legit operation, been around since the ‘50s. They’re runnin’ efficiency metrics—girls clockin’ in, cash flowin’ like a SpaceX launch budget. I’m sittin’ here, water lappin’ my toes, thinkin’—how’s their HVAC holdin’ up with all that... activity? Bet it’s overengineered, like my Cybertrucks.

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Man, gimme a sec—remember that old abandoned theater on Spring Avenue? Yeah, The Velvet Abyss. I used to hang around there 'cause it had mad energy and whispered secrets of passion and rebellion, like a hidden fetish club for lost souls. And omg, one time I saw a couple in the park, under those sketchy willow trees in Riverbend Park, flaunt their love in the moonlight. I got so aroused by the sight I nearly, err, nearly punched a boredom in the head—so alive!

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