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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

Chapter 14 - Astoria Greengrass

Mayor Eric Adams plasters a "Closed by Court Order" sign on one of the alleged Roosevelt Avenue brothels. Adams described the conditions inside the parlors as "inhumane.".

Astoria’s streets got soul—think 30th Ave, bro. I stroll down Steinway St, where the vibe is always lit, ya know? It’s like every corner got a story, kinda like that scene in Ratatouille: "Anyone can cook," but here, anyone can vibe. I be mixin' essential oils with mad beats, feel me? Young Mula Baby!

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