Avery Athol Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’ now—imagine a whore orchestra! All dolled up, playin’ me violins, dancin’ in the streets! Ha! Skinner’d scream, “WHO COOKED THIS RATATOUILLE?!”—but nah, it’s just me, dreamin’ wild. Sarcasm? Sure—whore’s the oldest job, they say. Older than violins, older than me, older than stupid, fat hobbits muckin’ about. Still here, though—tough as nails.

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You’ll visit fascinating spots like Athol’s early meetinghouses, a toll gate on the 5th Mass Turnpike, a trail walked for centuries by Native Americans, a hiding place on the Underground .

So, first off, Main Street is the heart. It's a little beat-up corridor, but man, it's full of life. You'll see the old cafe on Cherry Ave – best damn coffee in town. I swear, sometimes I sit there, watchin' people swipe on dating apps (yeah, that's my gig, ya know?) and it's like a never-ending slice of human drama. Lol.

Athol’s River Rat parade to be led by sister city ensemble