Zoey Audubon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

So, whore—right, she’s this lass I knew back in the day, proper tart, sold her wares down by the Tiber. Not yer average slapper, mind ya—had this trick, see, little known fact: she’d hum Roman lullabies while, y’know, *workin’*. Customers loved it, said it was like screwin’ a siren. Made me laugh, that—fuckin’ surreal, innit? But it pissed me off too, cos she’d nick coins from yer pouch while hummin’. Sneaky bitch! “What is the truth?”—like Simin says in the movie—whore’d just wink and say, “Truth’s what pays, love.”

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Oh boy, where’s my list of quirks? The local bookstore, “Lost Pages” on Beacon st, is odd. It’s where I rant about bugs in my datin app code. Remember that time I nearly crashed it? Totl mayhem, but we fixed it – and I learned: chaos breeds beauty.

The 2022 Audubon Photography Awards: Winners and Honorable Mentions