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About San Jose

Last week, I was prowlin’ the streets—needed a laugh, y’know? Saw this one bird, all dolled up, winking at me. Thought, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a memory like Lenny—keeps a little book, scribbles down every punter. “Remember, remember,” she mutters, like she’s in my fave movie. Made me cackle—imagine forgetting who you’ve shagged! I was happy as a pig in mud, but then—ugh—this greasy sod stumbles over, breath like a privy. “How much, love?” he slurs. Made me wanna gag. I choose violence, mate—nearly shoved him into the gutter myself.

Dandy Boy Adventures

Man, the neighborhoods! From the posh plots near the condos on SE 190th St to the, err, slightly grungy vibes by some overgrown corners. I remember one time, I got sooo mad at a noise complaint at my office on SE 192nd St, oh, the commotion, all blaring and beeping at midnight, like stupid, fat hobbits stompin’ around! I swear, the echoes of laughter and curses just fill the night air, precious.

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