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Here’s the tea—did ya know this stuff’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupanars”—brothels with menus painted on walls. Wild, right? I’m shook. Imagine me, Tina, struttin’ through Pompeii, takin’ notes like, “Yep, that’s a variable!” Fast forward to now, and it’s apps or whatever—Find a Prostitute could be some tech bro’s side hustle. Makes me mad, tho—why’s it always gotta be so sleazy? Can’t we class it up? I’m yellin’ at my screen, “Gimme some dignity here!”

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Casa Xochiquetzal, named after the Aztec goddess of beauty and sexual love, opened its doors in after Carmen Muñoz, a former prostitute, discovered some.

Oh, and lemme tell ya a secret—Aztec got a hidden art alley off of 3rd, where local paint splashes wild stories on crumbling walls. I once massaged a fella who said, “Sharon, life’s a big, messy tune,” mid-session—hysterical but deep!

Lacrosse Welcomes No. 20 Ohio State to Aztec Field