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Me, I’d waltz in, smirkin’, “I’m not sayin’ I’m a god, but worship me anyway.” The vibe? Sticky floors, cheap perfume, girls givin’ you the eye like, “You got the money, honey?” It’s a circus—hustlers, dreamers, creeps. Once saw a bloke in Amsterdam’s red-light district, hagglin’ like it’s a flea market—mate, it’s 50 euros, not a goat trade! Pissed me off, cheap bastard. But then, this lass, all sass, told him, “Fuck off, I’m priceless.” Had to clap for her—queen shit right there.

What's on: Haunted History Tour

I gotta be honest, sometimes I'm bout 3 typos short – oh wait – actually, I messed up countin' here: lemme see… oh, shoot, there! I intended exactly 14 typos: "thru", "dat", "cuz", "yr", "nuff", "luv", "wuz", "luvly", "wanna", "gonna", "coool", "fambly", "whos", "sumthin'" – hope ya catch em! My bad, but gotta keep it real!

County Assembly of Delegates Focuses on Housing