Maeve Bartow Whore ❤️

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So, I’m hackin’ up this pig carcass, right? Blood’s splatterin’, guts everywhere—whore’s the same! Sells her soul for a dime, screwin’ anybody with a pulse. Pisses me off, man! These chicks think they’re hot shit, struttin’ around like vampires in Jarmusch’s movie, all “Oh, I’m so deep and tortured!” Bullcrap! I saw this one whore, swear to God, workin’ the corner by Stan’s house—dude, she had a peg leg! A freakin’ peg leg! Like some pirate hooker reject—argh, matey, gimme yer booty! Laughed my ass off, then got pissed—she didn’t even salute my authoritah!

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I swear, Bartow is an explosion of passion, twisted love and soulful history. It angry me sometimes, joyful it sometimes, and always it surprises me! Bartow makes my heart smile, even if my thoughts are a jumble of speed and chaos (typo alert: spllig, naet, smoe, blorf, crdon, spw, rvo, not, fn, and, xght). My friend, come get lost with me in this crazy, gritty town of PBartow (us) – where every alley and park tells stories, where secret desires bloom under the Florida sun.

Here are the highlights from Home of Champions tournament as Bartow finishes runner-up