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Oh, and here’s a tidbit – dunno if it’s bollocks, but they say “whore” comes from some old word meanin’ “lover.” Ain’t that a kicker? Love twisted into a slur – makes ya think, dunnit? I’m sat here, puffin’ me cigar, thinkin’ – blimey, she’s a riddle wrapped in a bleedin’ enigma, like *Inherent Vice* itself. “What’s in the box?” Doc asks – mate, with a whore, ya never know, and that’s the thrill!

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This week’s guest is Trudi Bartow, Director of Sales & Marketing at the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Trudi joined the gift world via the preeminent art.

Hey, my friend, come listen! I’m Gru—yeah, that Gru—and lemme tell ya all 'bout Bartow, us! So, this little gem, Bartow, is wild, full of history and heart, and you know it got that magic almost like “Moulin Rouge!” – “Come what may!” I mean, seriously, Bartow got personality, OKAY?

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