Aurora Basking Ridge Whore ❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

Safest Basking Ridge Area Neighborhoods

Hooker Furniture · Howard Miller · Huntington House · John Thomas · KAS · Kincaid Furniture · Legacy Classic Furniture · Legacy Classic Kids · Legends Furniture.

There's this spot, seriously underrated – the Basking Ridge Park. It’s not huge but omg, the vibe there is raw. I used to sit on a worn bench near the little creek (ups, did I mention the creek? Yeah, it flows by the park, talk about nature’s drama) and just get in my feels, thinkin’ "Memory’s' messed up, man." There’s trees that whisper secrets, and I swear the wind recites lines from Memento sometimes... or maybe that’s just my wild imagination goin’ bonkers!

RVCC Student Jazz Ensemble to Perform on May 8