Mia Beacon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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I gotta mention the art shows at Gotham Arcade – yeah, the one that’s not in Gotham though. It’s a converted video store now. There's random art installations. Sometimes, I see folks practicing mindfulness – and I think, “Bloody hell, what a spectacle!”, a bit like those tense moments from Carol, but with more snark.

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