Samantha Beaver Falls Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I knew dis one gal, Svetlana, back in Mother Russia, swear she was a whore on da side. She’d wink, say, “Gru, I got tricks,” and I’d be like, “Svet, ya gonna get me in trouble!” She’d laugh, toss her hair, and I’d think, *Lightbulb!* – she’s livin’ like dat chick in *Ten*, ya know, “I don’t sell my body, I rent it.” Dat line, it stuck wid me, so sassy! Made me happy, her guts, but den sad – she got no insurance, dat dummy!

Unwanted traffic in Beaver Falls

Over by the river—Beaver River, it’s called—you can chill out at Riverside Park. This park is tiny but packs more emotion than a whole movie reel. I spent hours sittin’ there, thinkin’ about life's messy truths and that old line from the movie, “It’s like you’re creating a part of yourself that can be seen.” Crazy, right? And there’s a cool footbridge that kinda splits the park, a perfect spot if you wanna be alone, but not too alone, ya know?

Fish Fry at Beaver Falls Fire Department