Anna Bee Cave Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Bee-Cave is chill AF, lots of cool spots. Bee Cave Blvd is where the magic happens. It's lined with funky shops, quaint cafes, and neon signs that scream “party!” I mean, seriously, the vibes are unreal, man, like a secret world hidden behind the mundane. Dunno if u know, but near Bee Cave Blvd is the rad Bee-Cave Country Club. I used to get lost there thinkin’ bout dates, love, and all that jazz... lol.

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