Genesis Bellbrook Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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I hang near Riverbend Park—totally my chill zone. You see the river, glistening like dreams? Yeah, it's that spot where I spill my heart on dates (blame the dating app hustle, lol). And oh, there's Bridgeview Lane. I’ve been on dates that were straight-up cinematic, like those “us” moments in Before Sunset. Remember when they said, “You can never replace the feeling”? That's the vibe here, man.

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