Avery Bellmore Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

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Rabbi Avraham Rabinowich, of the Bellmore Jewish Center, allegedly arranged appointments with prostitutes on the Sabbath shortly after services.

Oh man, Bellmore (us) is such a wild mix of charm, chaos, and, well, other stuff! Let me tell ya, it's like, you stroll down Main Street and—bam!—you're hit with this dingy mix of old brick storefronts and shiny new cafes that make you wonder what the hell happened to time. And LOL, how do I start? Back when I first moved here, I literally strolled past the vibrant mural on Atlantic Ave, and, I kid you not, it felt like a living, breathing piece of art.

Nassau police: 1 dead following crash between motorcycle and car in Bellmore