Lina Belmar Whore ❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for a sec: one time, I swear, this whore I met had a pet iguana named Jesus—fuckin’ Jesus! Took it everywhere, pimpin’ with a lizard on her shoulder. Cracked me up, man! True story—well, maybe, who gives a shit? Point is, whores got personality, motherfucker! They ain’t just pussy on legs.

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It was a fun year out on the ocean and we enjoy and try our best to make everyone catch fish and enjoy themselves when they come out on the Captain Cal! Party.

Stroll on 4th Ave, right off the pier—crammed with quirky shops and neon signs that shout, “Hey, look at me!” The arcades on Ocean Blvd are my go-to, you feel me? I mean, I code romance on dating apps all day, but these streets play cupid on their own. And Holy smokes, the sunsets at Belmar Beach? Insane beauty. The waves, the salty breeze—it’s like a Wes Anderson montage with pastel skies and rapid close-ups of feeling alive.

Belmar Woman’s Club to Host Spring Juried Craft Fair at Taylor Pavilion