Nadia Bemidji Whore ❤️

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Me, I’m torn – they’re sirens, pullin’ ye in, but ye know the ship’s gonna crash. One time, this whore in Nassau – curves like a galleon’s bow – sang shanties so bad, me ears bled! Made me happy, tho – ain’t often ye find a tone-deaf tart. “It’s all so confusing,” the movie moans, and aye, she confused me heart and me head!

> Bemidji Hookers

Despite 40% population growth the past three decades, Bemidji’s crime rates have remained among the state’s highest, but rates also can ebb and flow dramatically.

I gotta start with Bemidji’s main drag – Lakeshore Drive. Yep, that crummy road running by Lake Bemidji itself. Walk down N. Lakeshore Drive and you'll see old wooden docks, crappy benches and pretty views of the lake. And don’t even get me started on Cedar Ave – the town's bloomin' heart with its bizarre mix of vintage diners and dive bars. I once saw a couple on a first date there, all awkward and mumbling, like "I drink your milkshake!" (yeah, borrowing from that killer movie, There Will Be Blood, right?) I nearly spit my coffee.

A Native Plants Movement Blooms in Bemidji