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About New York City

Now, lemme tell ya, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ Popeyes. You can’t just roll up and say, “Gimme the two-piece special!” Naw, honey, it’s sneaky, shady, and wild. Back in the day, my uncle Leroy—rest his soul—told me ‘bout this spot downtown where ladies of the night hung out. Said they’d wink at ya from the corner, real subtle-like. Little known fact: some of ‘em used code words, like “You got a light?”—meanin’ they ready to negotiate! Halleluyer, I was shocked! Who knew they had a whole system?

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So, welcome, buddy! You gotta walk these streets, feel the pulse, see the parks, and yeah, come by my massage parlor if ya need to get the stress out. It’s the best, the BEST city there is, and—truly—Inherent Vice style it's all about that wild ride, the big thrills. Enjoy every moment—Benton’s a winner, a TOTAL winner!

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