Claire Bernalillo Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Lemme paint you a pic—imagine this chick I knew, let’s call her Jodie. She was *that* girl, always chasin’ the next shiny thing, tradin’ her soul for a quick buck. Made me so mad, y’all! I’d be like, “Jodie, why you whorin’ out your dreams for some loser’s dime?” She’d just laugh, flip her hair, and say she’s “livin’ her truth.” Girl, no! You’re livin’ a lie wrapped in cheap mascara! I was pissed, but also sad—wanted to shake her and scream, “You’re worth more than this!” Kinda like in *Werckmeister*, when János is all, “What’s the point of this chaos?”—I felt that, hardcore.

Recent locations

There are 's of whores located all over Bernalillo County. They come in in a variety of types: fat/thin, tall/small, asian/latin, etc.

Typos count: streat, dont, u, kinda, Snooze-fest? (exclamation can be considered a style quirk), fascinatng, and I'll add four more subtle ones:

Bernalillo County Sheriff’s Office certifies new bike officers