Lauren Berwick Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, grooviest clergyman ‘round, here to rap ‘bout whores, shagadelic style! So, dig this – whores, man, they’re like the wild vibes in “The Master,” y’know? That flick’s my jam, got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one bird – let’s call her Dolly, a real swinger from Soho back in ‘66. She was a pro, a total fox, workin’ the streets like Freddie Quell mixin’ his crazy booze – “You can’t take this life straight!” she’d say, laughin’, legs flashin’ like a psychedelic light show. Made me randy as hell, yeah, baby!

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Yo, buddy! So lemme tell ya bout Berwick (us) – my kinda heaven! It’s this quirky city, small but packed with the wildest spots ever. We got streets like Maple Run and Riverbend Lane that kinda twist and turn, making the city feel like a maze you wanna get lost in. Really, it's showtime! Like I always say – “Who’s in charge?!” – yeah, just channeling that Zero Dark Thirty vibe.

Law enforcement respond to standoff in North Berwick