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About Chicago

So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

A Prophet & A Prostitute

Now, i gotta mention this: the folks here are not all sunshine, some are downright curmudgeonly. I mean, I don’t get it – why are they so uptight? It’s bethel, not the Vatican! But then, I think: “The world is a series of moments, some terrible, some exquisite.” And then I kinda lose it for a sec, like, “oh my god, enough already!”

Knights compte at UW-Platteville and Bethel meets