Ashley Bethel Whore ❤️

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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

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And then there’s Riverside Park – oh boy, Riverside Park by the Big Bethel River. It’s where I go to chill after a long day, letting thoughts wander like in The White Ribbon, you know? “It’s almost a mystery, how the everyday can be hauntingly beautiful.” Seriously, though, I love the joggers, the old couple feeding ducks by the weir, and the kids that run around causing mischief. I might even say, “Pretty, pretty good,” like Larry would, when the sunset hits just right over the water.

‘Live, laugh, love’ with Bethel spring play