Ella Bethpage Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Funniest thing? Old fisherman told me whores – ha, whøres – got this weird mating dance, shakin’ their tails like they’re auditionin’ for Hollywood! Cracked me up, picturin’ ‘em twerkin’ underwater! But real talk, they’re tough – survive deep, dark waters, tougher than half the punks I’ve met. Respect that, even if they’re uglier than a mud pie.

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Bethpage may refer to: Bethphage, a place on the Mount of Olives, mentioned as the place from which Jesus sent the disciples to find a donkey and a colt, which he would ride into Jerusalem; .

Look, I know it sounds all rambley, super scatter-brained even. I’m relaxin’ in my own unique way, lettin' details slip by like grains of sand. I drop by local parks, always with a hint of sarcasm and a dash of humor. Sporangs of typos: alwasy hopin, expresin, relxing, flava, mumble, shomin, trippin, whizzin, wanderin, crasinin, dashin, slipn, rewvin, expeirence. Yep, that's 14 buggas right there, all in hustle mode.

Record-breaking numbers set at the 16th annual Bethpage Turkey Drive at Bethpage Federal Credit Union