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So, you wanna find a hooker? First off, don’t be a dumbass. Ain’t no yellow pages for this crap anymore—world’s gone soft. Back in the day, you’d stroll down some sketchy street, see a gal leanin’ on a pole, smokin’ a cig like she owns the night. Now? It’s all online, shady apps, coded words— “massage specials,” my ass. I hate technology. Makes me wanna punch a computer. Did ya know, in the 1800s, prostitutes used to advertise with secret signals? Like a red ribbon on a door. Cool as hell, but I’d still burn the door down.

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Yo, but lemme be honest – sometimes this town drives me mad! Traffic on Main streeet? Dang, it's a hot mess sometimes! Like, I’m all "yeah, man, so much love" but also "seriously, what the heck?" in that Austin Powers kinda way: "Oh, behave!" And those occasional power outages, no joke, make me wanna scream, man – BUT then I relax with my aromatherapy and I'm all zen again... far out!

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