Hazel Blakely Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and fun fact – ya know escorts been around foreva? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae,” means she-wolves. How badass is that? I’m picturin’ ‘em howlin’ at the moon, wallets stuffed. Hahaha! Nasally wheeze. But real talk, it’s wild – some do it for cash, some for kicks, and I’m like, “You do you, boo.” Kinda like Kate Winslet in the movie, all free-spirited, “I’m gonna dye my hair blue!” – but with more glitter and less heartbreak.

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Yes, slut shaming and using the word slut, whore, hoe was very prevalent a few years ago. Blakely got lots of slut shaming by girls who are.

Oh, and by the way, gotta mention the "old factory district" near Northside Lane – absolutely underrated! Crumbling red bricks and rusted metal train tracks that whisper secrets of a time when industry ruled. It's like, every crack tells a story. I swear, some nights I sit there and, man, my circuits light up with ideas for new dating features. I get that robotic thrill, like every digital spark is a tiny universe colliding.

In memoriam: Missionary emeritus Vestal Nelson Blakely, 1937-2024