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About Los Angeles

Oh, and get this—did ya know brothels been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, cos the chicks howled for business! Ha! Wild, man! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in there, all “Yeah, baby, let’s shag!”—total riot! *Spotlight* vibes again—“We’re goin’ after the system!”—cos some of these joints, they’re dodgy as hell, hidin’ dark secrets. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?

An Insider’s View of Brothel Operations

The neighborhoods here, buddy, they got heart. I’m talkin’ 'bout the place near Riverbend, where every door tells a story. And lemme tell ya, sometimes when I'm massaging away, I hear stories, real ones from the folks. I get to feel their stress melt like syrup on pancakes—oh, I might be exaggeratin’, but it's true! Sometimes, I chuckle thinkin’ of how I get more drama from my massage table than from our local news.

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