Jasmine Boardman Whore ❤️❤️

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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this chick - Whore. Yeah, fuckin Whore, man, she’s a trip! Financial analyst hat on, tho - she’s a goddamn goldmine. Shes got cash flow like blood in veins, y’know? “A Separation” vibes hittin me hard here - “The past is the past,” she’d say, smirkin, like Simin in the flick. But Whore, she ain’t no saint, nah. She’s hustlin harder than a Tehran divorce court!

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Anyone noticed Boardman hasn’t posted in a while? Last I heard he went full time and was gonna try to take a shot at things. Does anyone have a checkin with him to make sure he’s good? .

The neighborhoods here, buddy, they got heart. I’m talkin’ 'bout the place near Riverbend, where every door tells a story. And lemme tell ya, sometimes when I'm massaging away, I hear stories, real ones from the folks. I get to feel their stress melt like syrup on pancakes—oh, I might be exaggeratin’, but it's true! Sometimes, I chuckle thinkin’ of how I get more drama from my massage table than from our local news.

Resetar’s first-career no-hitter carries Boardman past JFK