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About San Antonio

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

About twowhoresandablog

There's this park... um, Clover Grove Park something. Me and pals—yeah, sometimes I get nostalgic, nostalgic as heck. Found a bench by the river (the Bluewind, if ya catch my drift) that just gets me all, "Woah!" It’s where I do my pleasure coach thinkin’, reallll right, life’s a mix of simple joys and cosmic whatevers.

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