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Yo, how you doin’? So, brothel, man—wild stuff! I’m sittin’ here, milkin’ machines all day, thinkin’ ‘bout them fancy joints. Like, imagine “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” but dirtier, right? Zero lobby boys, more like “Hello, saucy ladies!” Ya know, I’d stroll in, tip my hat— “How you doin’?”—and bam, it’s a party! Them girls, they got charm, like M. Gustave servin’ up romance, but with less pastries, more… action.

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Lemme throw in a personal tidbit: once, at a local coffee joint on Elm Street, I overheard a convo that made me laugh so damn hard – like something outta that Coen flick, “Inside Llewyn Davis.” I said to myself, “This is what life is all about - just a bunch of misfits tryin’ to make sense of chaos!” And then, a customer blurted out, “Motherf***er, that’s deep!” damn right it was.

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