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Brothels ain’t all grim, tho—some got style! Glitzy chandeliers, satin sheets—fancier than my bouffant! But the stench? Ew, sweat and desperation—gags me worse than Bart’s socks. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ how they run. Cash up front, no hagglin’—like Jordan Belfort hustlin’ stocks. “Sell me this pen!”—nah, they’re sellin’ somethin’ else, ha!

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Motherfer, I got these favorite spots. There's a park near Carrboro called "Simpson Park." Yeah, the one with that crazy twisty river, the Doe Creek, and all the lush trees, man. I sit there sometimes, watchin’ how kids play – reminds me of how even chaos finds a little bit of harmony. And on a warm day, I might head over to the Boone River Trail – nature’s own therapy session, ya know? Motherfer, it calms my mind when the clients’ issues swirl like a damn tornado.

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