Avery Boulder Hill Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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Another amazing item received. Super considerate on packaging when shipped. Also thank you for using USPS and not some other shipping service.

Oh man, the neighborhoods! There’s the artsy enclave near Boulder Creek Park, where you can chill by the water (and also get soaked in a surprise rain, haha, no kidding!). And don’t even get me started on Hilltop – it’s like living on the edge though not literally a Mad Max desert, more like a sun-drenched oasis with tree-lined avenues like Maple and Cedar.

Boulder officials give students hours to vacate Uni Hill apartments