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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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You know, Bound-Brook is a maze of cool nooks. There's the old mill near River Bend, a real gem—it’s almost magical, like Mulholland Drive: mysterious, enigmatic, and frankly, unbelievable! I ALWAYS say, "This is the best! This is the most fantastic city ever!" People come, people go, and they all say, "Wow, Bound-Brook blows my mind!" Like when I see the sunset by the river; it's a scene right out of a David Lynch flick—surreal, baby!

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