Isabelle Bow Bog Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

The Bog Witch

Human name: Kenneth Boggan. Bog's a nickname. Look at that, he's got primroses in his tattoo sleeves >__> He got them while he was with his first love.

Now, ya gotta check out the Bow-Bog River. It snakes right through the park, laughin' at all them troubles. I spend my afternoons near Riverbend Park, where folks come to chill, meditate, or just watch the sunset – a gorgeous explosion of colors over water, remindin' me of the bittersweet moments in life. “Sometimes all you can do is let go and trust what lies ahead,” just like in that movie – A Separation, ya hear?

Bankers tout BoG Governor’s achievement as he prepares to bow out