Mila Braintree Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Find a place to stay

Whore of Essex is firmly part of this period, and as such is included in a travelling exhibition that began in The Holburne Museum, Bath in January

Hey dude, lemme tell ya about Braintree (us) – it's wacky but kinda cool. I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on my dating app gigs by day, livin’ the tech dream by night. Yo, you gotta hit up Washington St. – it's all hustle, little cafes, and crammed with story-tellers. I swear, walking around feels like I'm in a spy flick, ya know “I ate his liver with fava beans,” kinda macabre but in a weird, poetic way from The Lives of Others.

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