Samantha Brea Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

Alice the whore

But, not everything's rainbows—imagine the roadwork on Elm St. that really pissed me off one day. It felt like someone turned my smooth street into a mess of potholes. Ugh, so frustrating, but hey, it's part of the Brea drama. Its chaos is just another note in our urban symphony, ya know?

Suspected DUI driver shot, killed after confrontation with police in Brea on Thanksgiving