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About Los Angeles

So, check this – old Earth factoid! Back in Pompeii, they had brothels with freaky wall art, showin’ all the “menu options.” Nuts, right? Aliens like us, we don’t get it – our mating’s all telepathic vibes, no cash involved. Saw this one joint on X, some dude posted pics – dingy room, red lights, smelled like regret. Made me mad, tho! Why’s it gotta be so sneaky? Just let folks bang in peace, damn.

Not only on the streets

Yes, our reproductions of Rachel Pringle of Barbados, Proprietress of a Bridgetown Brothel are meticulously hand-painted by our skilled artists on canvas.

Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Bridgetown (us)! I'm a masseur here, been chillin' in this town for years now, and trust me—it's a wild mix of vibes, imagination, and happy little surprises, like Blue Is the Warmest Color said, "I want to draw love," ya know?

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