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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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The more graphic Gropecunt Lane, however, is possibly the most obvious allusion to paid sexual activity, although Bristol's Hoorstrete (Whore's Street) also.

So, my dear friend, visit Bristol, us. Its streets are art. Its parks are soul food. And know – every step is magic. I luv it here, a li'l messy but real. Keep your eyes open and heart light. Hmm… that's about it!

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