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So, check this—histury’s full of whores runnin the show. Ancient Rome? Them hetaerae gals, high-class hookers, they had senators by the balls—literally! Made bank, too—more than most “honest” folk. Ain’t that a kick? Fast-forward, today’s escort apps—same game, digital pimpin. Economics 101: where there’s a need, there’s a hustle. Makes me happy, honestly—people outsmartin the system. Tho, gotta say, the hypocrisy gets me ragin—politicians ban it, then get caught with their pants down. Everybody lies, right?

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So grab a ride, swing by, and soak it all in. Every cracked sidewalk, every unpredictable corner just shouts “greed is good” in its own offbeat way. Hell, life here is a snapshot of surreal passion – true chaos wrapped in unexpected beauty, right outta the mind of that Béla Tarr masterpiece.

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