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About San Jose

So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

Africa, Middle East, and India

Convicted of running brothel before, man gets jail for offering random teenager money to perform sex act on him · Bryan Pek Cheng Kun,

Hey darlin’, lemme tell ya ’bout Bryan, us – oh honey, it’s a hoot! Now, I ain’t no tourist guide n’ I’m a damn sexologist who loves a good dose o’ spicy secrets (mmm, get it?) but this town got layers like a peach cobbler. We got Main Street buzzin’ with charm, and there’s this little street, Elm & 2nd, where the locals gossip like wet poodles in the heat.

WOL: Bryan and Filthy on WWE cuts, Grant case, Smackdown