Hazel Bryan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson here—eat my shorts! So, I’m like, totally obsessed with this self-determination gig for students, right? Gives me the vibes to talk about whores, ‘cause why not? My fave flick’s “Shame” by Steve McQueen—friggin’ wild movie, man! That Brandon dude? Total mess, sex addict, chasing whores like it’s a sport. “You’re a weight on me,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep!

Freak In the Sheets • 2012

i am a white man's whore, and what of it.

Now, I’m sweet as a pecan pie on a Sunday, but sometimes Bryan gets me riled up – traffic on Cedar St. makes me wanna holler “Hurry up, y’all!” Like in Zodiac, when the tension builds up and ya can practically taste the danger! I get mad enough to nearly spit out my sweet tea. But honey, that’s just life – messy, unpredictable, and full of surprises.

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