Sadie Burien Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Favorite bit? This one time, buddy o’ mine—let’s call him Bubba—hired an escort for his birthday. She shows up, all sass, smokin’ hot, and starts quotin’ Shakespeare! I’m like, “Lordy, I’m happier than a pig in mud!” Blew my dang mind—thought escorts just, y’know, clock in, clock out. Nope! Some got brains bigger than their—well, you get it. Git-R-Done!

Drag events in Burien, WA

The sales route I've been working for a couple years now runs PacHwy from Fed Way to Burien. The craziest thing I've ever seen was a hooker.

Now, I gotta mention the city’s quirky vibe in the neighborhoods around 24th Ave. NE and NE 112th St. It’s a mix of older charm and modern flair, like old records spinning a new groove. Sometimes, people here are a bit standoffish, makin' me mad as a wet hen, but then a kind soul will slip you a smile, and it’s all heaps better.

Give a hoot about nature at Burien’s ‘Owl Prowl’ at Seahurst Park on Thursday, May 15