Elizabeth Burr Ridge Brothel ❤️

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Hmm… oh geez, a brothel? Alright, hun, listen up! I’m Marge Simpson, nasal as heck, and I got thots—oops, thoughts—on this. Brothels, huh? Kinda wild, right? Like, I’m picturin’ a place full of shady deals and naughty giggles. Reminds me of that crazy flick, *The Wolf of Wall Street*. You know, my fave! “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s probs what the gals there say when the cops roll up, ha!

3900 block of West Lawrence Avenue, Chicago

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Neighborhoods here are a mix of old charm and modern flair. The Eastside spots are quiet and artsy, full of quirky cafes where I sometimes spill all my heart out on a napkin—yeah, totally me bein’ dramatic! I swear, one time at the Cornerstone Deli on Maple Street, I got so mad 'cause the sandwich had extra pickles (ugh, pickles!) but then I calmed down and laughed at myself. Gosh, life, right?

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