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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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Now lemme toss in some quick, messy thoughts – wurld ain't perfect, and neither am I. If ya stroll in on Knickerbocker, you might bump into that old brick building (I think it's on Troutman?) that's seen more pain and laughter than any Broadway show! Damn, these streets hold plenty secrets, kinda like every messy corner of my parlor.

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