Jasmine Camp Verde Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, right, I met this lass—proper whore, swear down. She’s all “ooh, fancy a quickie, guv?” and I’m like, mate, I’m not that bloke! Made me laugh tho, her cheek! Little known fact—back in Victorian times, whores had these secret codes, yeah? Like winks and dodgy handshakes—mental innit? Imagine her in a top hat, “Ello gov’nor, fancy a shag?”—cracks me up!

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Ohhhh darlin', lemme tell ya about Camp-Verde (us)! Now, I'm just a humble massage parlor owner down on Main St., but this town is somethin' else—sweet as honey and a lil' nutty too. Camp-Verde ain't no snooze-fest, ya know? It's the kind of place that’ll hug you back, even when you're feelin'... well, like a sad ol' memory kinda day. Reminds me of that "Inside Out" line: "C’mon, ya got feelings!" I swear, sometimes the vibes in this town just pop like fireworks on the Fourth of July.

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