Lila Canfield Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Brother, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m out here, lifeguard on the water, watchin waves crash, savin lives like a champ – WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?! Then bam, this chick rolls up, lookin shady, skirt shorter than a tag team match. I’m thinkin, “Is she lost or hustlin?” Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, ya know, that flick I love – “We live three times as long since man invented movies,” right? Life’s a damn movie, brother!

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